My Picks For Today

Arizona over St. Louis. And Matt Leinart will probably bitch about it. (What do you expect from a guy who did Paris Hilton? Class!?!)

Tennessee over Atlanta. (Not because Atlanta's so bad without Michael Vick, but just because Vince Young's so good. Vick never could win most of the games he should've if he really was the stellar QB the Falcons and NFL ticket sales departments -- and Nike! -- wanted you to believe he was.)

New Orleans over Carolina. (Just because.)

New England over Cleveland. (The Browns are better this year than they've been in a while. But the only way they'll win this is if Brady and Moss call in sick.)

Washington over Detroit. (Because I'm sick of Kitna praising Jesus. I want to see him blame Jesus for a change.)

Jacksonville over Kansas City. (KC is suffering from the little known "Curse of HBO". Go back about nine years when HBO tried a reality series about the Dallas Cowboys and look at the Cowboys record that year. You'll see what I'm saying.)

Houston over Miami. (This Dolphin team is the Bizarro world version of the '72 Dolphins. No matter what, they'll find a way to fail.)

Giants over Jets. (In the battle for bragging rights over which New Jersey-based New York team is better than Buffalo.)

Pittsburgh over Seattle. (Simply because I've felt for a long, long time that the most over-rated white player in the NFL is Elizabeth Hasselbeck's brother-in-law.)

Indianapolis over Tampa Bay. (In the battle for bragging rights over who's the better Gay Quarterback.)

San Franciso over Baltimore. (Trent Dilfer will pass for less yards than Frank Gore gets on the ground. Yet the man will still feel vindicated somehow...and remind everyone that sometimes being a good quarterback simply means just not dropping the damn ball.)

San Diego over Denver. (I've just never liked Denver. Although I do think it's nice of them to keep John Elway as their mascot.)

Green Bay over Chicago. (This is the kind of game John Madden masturbates to. That's right. I said it.)

Dallas over Buffalo. (Marv Levy is turning over in his grave.)

Last week I went 10-4. Let's see how I do this week.