I Ain't Sayin' She A Gold Digger...

This is harsh.

The Sun-Times is reporting that Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs is being sued by the mother of his three-week-old baby for child support.

The thing is: The mother and her lawyer admit that Briggs so far has been a great parent and provider. He's been more than supportive. The lawyer stated that there is no animosity, it's supposedly just all about guaranteeing the future welfare of the child.

And did I mention that the baby is only THREE WEEKS OLD!?!

I can't help but get this image in my head of an old Tex Avery-style cartoon: As soon as she found out she was pregnant, dollar sign tabs rang up from her eyes and a cash drawer sprang from her mouth along with the "ca-ching!" sound effect.

Oh...and the baby mama name is Brittini Tribbett. If her name is ever a clue on "Wheel of Fortune", wait until you hit the big money spin to guess the letter "t".

(And if you're ever on "Wheel of Fortune" and buy a vowel, you're an idiot. And if you watch "Wheel of Fortune", you're an idiot.)