As Dan Marino gets older and his records continue to fall, he will slowly evolve into one of those more known for being IN commercials than for WHY he's in commercials. Like Dick Butkus and Bob Uecker before him.
Donovan McNabb will never be as good as everyone wants him to be and his selfish desire to be the only one in the spotlight will keep the Eagles from ever having another marquee player on the team while he's there. (See: Owens, Terrell; Garcia, Jeff). And his clothing line sucks!
Watching Kurt Warner step in for Matt Leinart in Arizona is like watching a kid sitting on his dad's lap in the car and thinking he's actually driving. Maybe one day, Leinart will be big enough to reach the pedals on his own.
Norv Turner (career coaching record 59-85-1) continues to single-handedly dismantle the San Diego Chargers. Somewhere, Ryan Leaf is laughing.
The Dallas Cowboys are so good, it's almost like they're smoking crack again!
Other sports...
With the regular season now over, Barry Bonds has reverted to his human form, mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner.
LeBron James' wooden performance and extreme reliance on cue cards helped him to blend in perfectly with the cast of "Saturday Night Live".
The Mets collapse was self-inflicted. They just really didn't want to miss the premiere of "Cavemen" Tuesday on ABC.
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