Umpire Mike Winters was suspended by Major League Baseball for the remainder of the regular season because of his confrontation with San Diego's Milton Bradley...
...Still no word on how he'll be punished for his fight with the Parker Brothers.
Barry Bonds has tested positive for Floyd Landis.
The Cincinatti Bengals are marketing exclusive team license plates...
...The plates are made in prison by former Cincinatti Bengals.
To celebrate the upcoming Women's World Cup soccer tournament, Adidas will donate one dollar to charity every time a goal is scored...
...They hope to raise as much as 6 dollars.
Ken Griffey Jr. has been reactivated but will probably be back on the disabled list by the end of this joke.
In WNBA news, the Minnesota Lynx traded Seimone Augusts to the LA Sparks last week for a first round pick and the first season of "The L Word" on DVD.
Roger Clemens is already in negotiations for next season...
...Word is he's trying to work out a deal where he can pitch from home.
Training camp is about to begin for 2007 Stanley Cup champions, The Mighty Ducks...
...And the pressure to repeat is already getting coach Emilio Estevez.
According to the Oregon Research Institute, people over the age of 65 who need exercise should participate in Tai Chi...
...Either that, or play for the Spurs.
Four people in Los Angeles were charged with taking money from immigrants and staging fake naturalization ceremonies...
...Most of the victims were Koreans, Filipinos, and short stops.
